El Capitan's Xmas Wish List

Just a few items I'd like to see under the tree this year. No way any of these are gonna happen, but Hey! A guy can always dream!

Horse Head Pillow (Life Size!!)


Giant Cthulhu Statue


Radio Controlled B-52


Kilo of Primo Bud (and lifetime pass on piss tests)


Monica Bellucci


Boss Hoss with 502 cubic inch V8


OK, I'm running out of room on my image server... This should be enough for one year!