Baboon Pirates

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Friday, August 14, 2009

Baboon Repellent

More Fun Than A Barrel Of Monkeys!

While traveling on vacation, it's entirely possible you will be set upon by a marauding troop of baboons. Baboons love piracy, chilidogs, trashy novels and cheap liquor, and aren't shy about demanding "tribute" for passage through their territory.

The lady in the picture below was overconfident, and put her faith in modern locks and latches in the vain hope it would repel the Baboon Pirates.

Alas, she was sorely disappointed:

Remember, when traveling in Baboon Country, use a means of conveyance suitable for the task!

And even if you do use armored transport, leave a bottle of bourbon on the bumper as a peace offering. You never know when those clever little paws will figure out how to mold shaped charges...