Baboon Pirates

Scribbles and Scrawls from an unrepentant swashbuckling primate.

My Photo
Location: Texas, United States

Monday, August 17, 2009

PhotoShop Phailures

Let There Be Lips!

I ran across this Photoshopped pic on a wallpaper board. At first it was intriguing. Y'know, the luscious lips, the strawberry tongue...

But then, discontent crept in.

It's lopsided. Disturbingly so. The lower lip looks like it was inflated with a gas station air pump. Those teeth look like an afterthought.

Finally, if you stare at the tongue for too long, it stops looking like a ripe berry, and starts looking more like a bad case of the Lower Slobbovian Tongue Mite infestation.

Besides, if that tongue were licking certain body parts, think how bad those strawberry seeds would start to abrade after awhile...