Baboon Pirates

Scribbles and Scrawls from an unrepentant swashbuckling primate.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Smells Like Gin-Soaked Pork!

This Is Not A Nice Post. Mary Jo's Ghost Made Me Do It.

OK, I know you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but has anyone considered the fact that if we were to bury Ted Kennedy face down, we could jam a wick in his bunghole and use him for a candle? Hell, all that lard & ethanol, he'd fuel his own eternal flame...