Baboon Pirates

Scribbles and Scrawls from an unrepentant swashbuckling primate.

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Friday, July 29, 2011

The Sea-us of Prius

I Never Thought I'd Miss Full Size Sedans...

The Man once had a fleet of Dodge Neons used for transporting minions all over town for the purpose of random harassment & levying of fees upon the citizenry.

Alas, due to the typical minion's attitude toward fleet vehicles (Drive It Like Ya Stole It), they had a lifespan much shorter than you'd find out in the Free World.

So, the Nazg├╝l decreed that the fleet be replaced by something Green, Sustainable, and completely inaccessible to the majority of the minions.

Seriously, ever try to fit four beefy Code Inspectors into a battery powered rollerskate?

If you know where to look, you can find several dozen baking in the sun. There's another 15 or so off to the left of the camera's viewfinder.