Baboon Pirates

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Monday, July 18, 2011

This Is Soooo Gonna Suck!!

Can't Have Progress Without Fuxxoring The Streets For Months On End...

Just got this email. Try to avoid downtown for the next three years.

Attention all Tenants,

As you may know, METRO is making preparations for the new rail system that will pass behind The Man's Big-Ass Building on the north side of the building (Rusk Street). They have been moving utilities and conducting traffic studies in the general vicinity of our building for several months now. We have been advised that contractors will be installing conduit on the 400-600 blocks of Rusk beginning July 20, 2011 through August 30, 2011. Weather conditions could possibly push the finish date back a week or two so be mindful of this fact. This work will affect the flow of traffic and available parking during this time. Therefore, The Man's and/or personal vehicles that regularly park between 400-600 Rusk will have to park elsewhere until the work is completed.

Questions may be directed to Joe Schmoe at 713-555-9999 or Ivan Tabigazz at 281-555-1111.

Thank you for your help and cooperation.