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Monday, November 21, 2011

Key Lime Poo

Bad Desserts Are Pure Evil


This is the advertisement:
Grab the nearest hammock and kick back Key West style. Dive into layered flavors of tart key lime and creamy meringue. At 100 calories, it's worth taking the plunge.

This is the reality:

Scrape the nearest dumpster and kick back with some whale spooge that washed up on Key West! Dive into chemically-generated flavors of citric acid-infused Olestra and foamy Barbasol! At 100 calories, it's like Satan's dick-cheese in a cup!

Beyond nasty. Avoid at all costs!!