Just Say "NO" To Junkie Lemurs!

Lemurs Don't Let Lemurs Smoke Crack!

In honor of my fleeting involvement many years ago with the Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs, I bring you this Public Service Announcement by way of Madagascar:

THIS IS YOUR LEMUR




THIS IS YOUR LEMUR STRUNG OUT ON SMACK, CRYSTAL METH, VARIOUS SYNTHETIC OPIATES, KRYLON SPRAYPAINT, NYQUIL, JOHNSON'S FLOOR WAX, TY-D-BOL AND LISTERINE. PLUS, IT'S GOT A RAGING CASE OF THE CLAP.



ANY QUESTIONS?