Baboon Pirates

Scribbles and Scrawls from an unrepentant swashbuckling primate.

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Thursday, November 17, 2016

Amassed Amusement

I Got A Giggle.  Your Mileage May Vary.

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

Well, That Was Interesting...

So Glad That's Over!

Didn't see that one coming.

I'd been steeling myself for 4 years of the Hildebeest, or whenever she keeled over and cacked it, whichever came first.

Amazingly, Cheeto Benito pulled it off.

Don't like him much.  Well, that's understating it.  I think he's a giant douche.

Still, we've got a better chance of delaying the slide into Socialist Hell, with some (hopefully) decent SCOTUS appointments and some mucking out of the Federal Stables.

This won't be great, but it's better than having Cankles McPantsuit at the wheel.

Monday, November 07, 2016

Too Much 'MHI'

Vampires *Really* Suck...

Doing a re-read of Correia's Monster Hunter books before buying the most recent.

Got the urge to make something related:

Friday, November 04, 2016

Don't Mix Your Junk Foods

You'd Think I'd Know Better By Now...

It's never a good idea to eat Taco Bell.

It's REALLY not a good idea to follow up the Taco Bell with a bag of Cheez-Its and a couple of Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies.

When the resulting mass makes its final exit, you're in for an unpleasant surprise.


I'm gonna call that turd "Lucille", 'cause it felt like a baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire...

Monday, October 31, 2016

Subliminal Advertising?

I'm Probably Overthinking This...

OK, so I'm perusing the news, and click on a link to the NY Times for a story on the newly exposed Weiner, and how this Weiner may be screwing Hillary's shot at the throne.

As I'm on the link, this pops up:

It's an ad for some fancy hi-rise in NYC, at 111 Murray in the Tribeca area.  If you've got about 4-5 million bux in pocket change, you can live there.

So, I'm just curious.  Are those giant butt plugs on the coffee table?  Is that a custom pillow-biter couch for some scenic buttsecks?

I guess if you're trying to attract well-to-do gays, but need to keep it on the down-low, you go the subliminal route...

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

A Pooka Post

"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it!"

Finally got my stick figure "family" on the back window of the minivan!

I doubt 3 out of 100 drivers will have a clue of the source, but that's their loss!

I'm still giggling every time I see it!

Sunday, October 09, 2016

Facebook Fodder

One Post Per Month? The New Normal!!

Saw this on the FB.  Had to edit it a bit.  You'll see where...

Let's see how many people will tell the truth about their past.

Tattoos - yes - 3
Tattoos I still like - 1
Piercings- yes, but just an earlobe, and it closed up years ago.
Divorces- no (No marriages, either...)
Children - none I'm aware of
Surgeries - 2-3 times, all minor
Been to Jail - Yes, if a holding cell counts.
Shot a gun - Yes
Quit a job - Yes
Flown on a plane- yes
Flown a plane - No
Gone over 100 mph- yes

Gone over 100 mph while shitfaced - yes
 Hit a deer - no
Hit a skunk - yes
 Gone zip lining - yes
Cried over someone - Yes
Fell in love - Yes
Skipped school - Yes
Watched someone give birth -No
Watched someone die - Yes
Been to Canada - yes
Ridden in an ambulance - Yes
Been to Hawaii - No
Been to Europe - No
Been to Washington D.C. - Yes
Visited Florida - Yes
Visited Mexico - yes
New Mexico - yes
Visited Las Vegas - yes
Sang karaoke - Yes

Sounded good singing karaoke - No
Been on the radio - Yes
Laughed so much you cried - Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue -Yes
Had a pet(s) - Yes
Been sledding on big hill - Yes
Been downhill skiing - Yes
Rode on a motorcycle - Yes
Rode a Horse - Yes
Stayed in a hospital - Yes
Donated blood - Yes 

Driven a stick shift - Yes
Rode in the back of a police car -Yes

Hold your finger down and select copy... Then go into status an paste it. Change your answers. Go!