I Rant, Therefore I Am
To: All the food purveyors worldwide
Subject: Jalapeño peppers
You are all being put on notice!
If you choose to add peppers to your breakfast menu offerings, please have the got-dam common courtesy to do it in an acceptable manner.
Look, you're already throwing eggs, bacon and onions on the grill. It would take no extra time to quickly slice a fresh pepper and toss it in with the onions and hash browns.
Fresh peppers are cheap, and have a reasonable shelf life.
Instead, you rat bastards *always* crack open a can of pickled jalapeños, and splash vinegar and wilted gummy slices all over my food.
Do you put slices of dill pickles on your eggs and omelets? Do you stuff a kosher garlic spear into your breakfast taco?
No, you got-dam well do not!!
So why do you put fucking pickled peppers in your food???
Fresh peppers or Death!
I have spoken...