Baboon Pirates

Scribbles and Scrawls from an unrepentant swashbuckling primate.

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Monday, December 25, 2017

Merry Xmas, Ya Sonsa Beeches!

Baby, It's Cold Outside!

Curling up with a big bottle of chilled Suck this Xmas.

Can't run central heat, due to lack of walls, vents and all the air movers and dehumidifiers helping to dry out the joint.

Finally got hot water turned back on, so there's that.  4 days of cold showers will Grinch up anyone's holiday.   Try finding a plumber on Xmas Day!   Fortunately, my rebuild contractor is Jewish, and knew a guy who knew a guy...

My Okie uncle passed away yesterday morning.  2017 had one last kick-in-the-crotch to deliver.   My problems are annoying, but his family are the ones needing sympathy.  Please spare them a kind thought.

Best to you all.   I'm ready for 2018.

May not be much better, but it certainly can't get any worse...

Thursday, December 14, 2017

This Is *SO* Wrong!

Queefus Maximus

So, what happens when you tape a sex toy to an exhaust pipe?