Odd Jobs

Pachyderm Airways... 100% Widebodies!

This has got to be an interesting job...



"Hello. I need to book an elephant. One way to Hyderabad, with a connection to Mysore."

"There's a Jumbo leaving Calcutta at 3 p.m., Sahib."

"I've got a lot of luggage. Is that a problem?"

"Not a problem, Sahib! There's plenty of room in the trunk!"
(*rimshot* on a tabla)