I Rant, Therefore I Am

Some Things Just Have To Be Said

To:  All the food purveyors worldwide
Subject: Jalapeño peppers

You are all being put on notice!

If you choose to add peppers to your breakfast menu offerings, please have the got-dam common courtesy to do it in an acceptable manner.

Look, you're already throwing eggs, bacon and onions on the grill.  It would take no extra time to quickly slice a fresh pepper and toss it in with the onions and hash browns.

Fresh peppers are cheap, and have a reasonable shelf life.

Instead, you rat bastards *always* crack open a can of pickled jalapeños, and splash vinegar and wilted gummy slices all over my food.

Do you put slices of dill pickles on your eggs and omelets?  Do you stuff a kosher garlic spear into your breakfast taco?

No, you got-dam well do not!!

So why do you put fucking pickled peppers in your food???

Fresh peppers or Death!

I have spoken...