I had NOTHING to do with this... I swear!

"Look, we met for a couple of drinks at the local watering hole. We shared some groundnuts and half a gazelle carcass. We might have groomed each other a little bit, but that's as far as it went!

I did NOT have sex with Ms. Baboonski!

Now I need to get back to running this blog, the job the American people hired me to do."

Baboon runs loose at airport
Pregnant primate escapes from cage in cargo area

By MIKE GLENN
Copyright 2004 Houston Chronicle

A pregnant baboon being loaded on an aircraft at Bush Intercontinental Airport on Wednesday afternoon escaped temporarily after the door to her cage opened.

The traveler was part of a troupe of primates heading for a zoo in the San Francisco area when — about 3:30 p.m. — she made her dash for freedom from the Continental Airlines plane.

Go read the rest.

I see nothing... I hear nothing... I know nnnNNNuthing!