Illegal Bodymods?

Apparently lawmakers in Illinois want to make the implantation of jewelry into your eyeball illegal.

That's right, I said EYEBALL JEWELRY!! How effed up is this idea?



I don't think it should be illegal. Hell, we should encourage the local idiotarian horde to adopt the practice! After all, implanting spikes and metal plates under the skin apparently just doesn't go far enough in showing the world what a truly unique individual you really are!

As an added bonus, when it gets infected and your eyeball swells up to the size of a grapefruit, you can get cast in your local dinner theater's production of 'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame'!



Via Fark