Words, Words, Words...

Don't Go Looking In Webster's For These!

These words ought to be in common usage, I'm thinking...

Logarhythym - The science of timing your bunghole contractions in order to produce a splash-free download.

SackRed & Profane - Your physical and mental condition after sitting on your own testes due to an aging and gravity-challenged scrotum. (Ask Og about this one...)

Pfloogers - Those colorful and mucilaginous gumdrop-sized snotwads that only appear when you've got a really bad case of the flu or pneumonia.

BogFog - That stench from the bathroom across the hall at work that comes creeping into your office on little cat feet after someone's spent 45 minutes drilling for mudbunnies.

Virtueossify - Remaining celibate for so long that your naughty bits turn to stone.

Cryptoshagography - Decoding your sex history by translating the pattern of "wet spot" stains on the mattress.