Talk Like A Pirate Day!

I Be Goin' To A Barrrrrrr, Fer A Cigarrrrrr!

Yes, it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Alas, I have industrial strength weirdness occuring at the workplace, and we're being ordered out of the building in 9 minutes, so I'll continue this line of thought somewhat later and from very far away.

Avast Mateys!!! Cast off the hawsers and hoist the mainsail!

It be time fer pillagin' and plunderin' and grabbin' some booty!!