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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Brit-Brit Is A Nit-Wit

When Showbiz Types Play With Guns, Darwin's Waiting Offstage!

Careful, there, Britney. Keeping a finger on the trigger when you stuff a revolver in your waistband is a real good way to gain an additional nether orifice!

Whoever the gun-wrangler is for the video shoot needs to have his trigger finger crushed in a vice. I don't care if it's unloaded, it's just bad gun-handling behavior!

One more time:

KEEP YER BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG-SWITCH UNTIL YOU'RE LINED UP ON THE TARGET!!

That is all...