More Questionable Doggerel

Because I Care!

When the cold wind blows and the bayou gets ripply,
I notice that the boobs on the wimmens gets nipply.

I'd offer to warm them through the applying of friction,
but I'd likely just get a sharp kick in the diction.

So keep your paws to yourself and temper your amusement,
Or you'll be sacked in a jiffy for sexual harassment!


Dunno why that popped in my head. Doesn't even rhyme very well...