Poodle Racism

Just When Life Couldn't Get Any Weirder...

Apparently, my parent's miniature poodle hates black people.

The poodle, stuck with the *ahem* adorable name of 'Coco Chanel' by Mom, is pretty good at raising a ruckus whenever someone walks by their house.

She drops into doggy overdrive if the intruder fails the brown paper bag test, however.

The male Asian letter carrier?  Coco loves him.  The black female postal worker?  Set teeth to SHRED!!

I'm gonna start calling her Ofay Cracker, just to annoy Mom...