Skiing, Anyone?

Just for the record, here's what happens to your daily visitor stats when you host a Blog Carnival, then as an encore, you disappear for 4 days.



It's been an interesting weekend. Here's a preliminary box score:

Shitty movies - 2
Dive Bars - 7
Scotch on the rocks - 6
Gin & Tonics - 3
Slurpees - 0
Babies - 0
Redheads - 0
Rednecks - Like the stars in the sky
Pirates - Dozens
Exposed pirate wench flesh - More than sufficient
Rifles - 2
Heat exhaustion - 0 - "Missed it by *that* much!"
Pillows - 6
Chili Dogs - 3

More tomorrow. Right now, I gotta crash.