Damage Report

Dodging Bullets Our Specialty!

Not too bad outside. Lots of limbs off the big tree out front. (I have no idea what kind it is, it's probably of the genus Litterus Limbus, since it drops branches when a squirrel farts...)



We lost a couple of trellis panels, and the flagpole holder tore off of the porch column holding it up, since genius here forgot to take down the Texas flag last night.

The neighbors across the street lost a section of fence, and the big shrub that's currently propping it up will come out somewhat the worse for wear.

Still, not too bad, and we've still got power, water and gas. I'd pour a big slug of scotch to celebrate, but it's a bit early, even for me!