Yarrr!!!! It Be Talk Like A Pirate Day, Matey!

'Cause There's Still One Or Two Co-workers That Think I'm Normal

Well, shiver me timbers! The calendar do say it be time again for Talk Like A Pirate Day!!

Drag yer bony old parrot out of 'is cage, strap on ye olde cutlass, and sing yer seagoin' shanties all day, me hearties! If that scurvy dog of a boss tells ya to "Avast there", let him have it to the hilt!