Pots & Kettles Of An Ebon Hue

Some People Just Need To Shut Their Yap

Just had one of our office busybodies take me to task for buying my second $1 bottle of Diet Dr Pepper out of the breakroom machine. Apparently I'm unaware how outrageously overpriced they are, and I'd be better off buying them by the case at Sam's and bringing one or two every day.

She says this without a hint of irony, all the while swigging on a Starbuck's cappucino...