Bad Cop, Worse Lawyer

Q: Why Do Lawyers Wear Neckties?
A: It Keeps The Foreskins From Sliding Up Over Their Faces

Just a bit of a warning, I'm probably going to break into some foul language momentarily. Rarely am I so incensed by a news article that I blog about it. This one, though... Grrrrrrr.....

Check out this Shining Example of Humanity:

Florida cop, hurt during drowning call, sues toddler's family

Associated Press

CASSELBERRY, Fla. — A police officer who slipped and injured a knee responding to a toddler's near-drowning has sued the family of the 1-year-old boy, who suffered brain damage and can no longer walk, talk or swallow.

Casselberry Sgt. Andrea Eichhorn alleges Joey Cosmillo's family left a puddle of water on the floor, causing her fall during the rescue efforts. She broke her knee and missed two months of work.

So the family brings their nearly-dead child inside after fishing him out of the pool, and the kid drips some water along the way. This twat decides to sue for negligence? YOU'RE A COP! ACCIDENTS HAPPEN! SUCK IT UP, YOU WHINY BITCH!!!

Think that's bad? Check out *this* asshole...

Eichhorn's attorney, David Heil, said she has persistent knee pain and will likely develop arthritis. He said city benefits paid by workers' compensation and some disability checks helped with medical bills, but it wasn't enough.

The lawsuit seeks unspecified damages.

"It's a situation where the Cosmillos have caused these problems, brought them on themselves, then tried to play the victim," Heil said.

WTF!??!?!?!?!!!!????

I was literally shaking with anger after reading that. I'm glad this shitheel Heil lives halfway across the country, 'cause I'm tempted to pin him to a hot section of asphalt pavement with a bridge spike through his tongue.

Heil, I hope your Beemer gets run off the road and into a bridge abutment by some good citizen of Casselberry, and you end up trapped in the wreckage and slowly cook in a gasoline fire, you worthless piece of shit. Then, I want you to survive just long enough to feel your skin peel off in crispy yet oddly tender chunks as the EMTs pull you out, so your flayed nerve endings inflict as much pain as humanly possible before you slowly choke to death in your own bodily fluids as your lungs cease to function.

Rot in hell, you evil scumbag.