The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

The Dulcet Tones Of A Man Screaming In Terror...

OK, who's got a PayPal tipjar that they're willing to donate to a special project? If we can get a couple dozen Blowneyed Blodgers donating their pocket & seat cushion change, we can buy this wonderful gift for Eric the Straight White Guy!

Can't you just imagine the look on his face... He steps off his deck, verses by R.W. Service drifting through his memory... enjoying the morning breeze and feeling the distant warmth of the sun contrasting with the more immediate warmth of his coffee mug... ...the whimpers and distress calls of pellet-punctured squirrels... the hum of the bluebottle fly swarm attracts his notice... there's a disturbance in the flowerbed... Could it be star-nosed moles? Woodchucks? ...perhaps just a gopher...

...But no...

IT'S A GOT-DAMNED ZOMBIE CRAWLING OUT OF THE EARTH!!!!

AAAIIEEEEE!!!!!



C'mon y'all, ya gotta help me out on this one... Custom garden sculpture for only $90!!