Does D-Con Make Crab Spray?
A Fictional Fable Concerning Outsized Arthropods
...so, there we were on vacation on the tropical island of Guam... Shackin' up in a timeshare, drinkin' rum...
Went out to take out the trash, and there was this enormous crustacean from the Paleozoic hangin' off the garbage can...
I said "DAMN!" and went & got a broom. That enormous crustacean from the Paleozoic tore it up into chopsticks and farted in my general direction.
I said "HEY, you got-damned crustacean! I need to throw away these rum bottles! Get the hell off that trashcan!"
The enormous crustacean said "Well, I'll be needin' some compensation for my trouble."
I said "What kind of tariff are we talkin' about here?"
The enormous crustacean said "Well, I'm-a need about tree-fiddy."
I'm pretty sure that bastard crustacean spent it on a bottle of Night Train. Last time I ever go to Guam...
...so, there we were on vacation on the tropical island of Guam... Shackin' up in a timeshare, drinkin' rum...
Went out to take out the trash, and there was this enormous crustacean from the Paleozoic hangin' off the garbage can...
I said "DAMN!" and went & got a broom. That enormous crustacean from the Paleozoic tore it up into chopsticks and farted in my general direction.
I said "HEY, you got-damned crustacean! I need to throw away these rum bottles! Get the hell off that trashcan!"
The enormous crustacean said "Well, I'll be needin' some compensation for my trouble."
I said "What kind of tariff are we talkin' about here?"
The enormous crustacean said "Well, I'm-a need about tree-fiddy."
I'm pretty sure that bastard crustacean spent it on a bottle of Night Train. Last time I ever go to Guam...
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