Smells Like Gin-Soaked Pork!

This Is Not A Nice Post. Mary Jo's Ghost Made Me Do It.

OK, I know you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but has anyone considered the fact that if we were to bury Ted Kennedy face down, we could jam a wick in his bunghole and use him for a candle? Hell, all that lard & ethanol, he'd fuel his own eternal flame...