Bare Bears??

Almost As Icky As Those Bald Cats...

Scheiße! Unsere Bären haben kein Haar!



Poor bears! The Spectacled Bears at the Leipzig Zoo have had most of their fur fall out!

A bear just ain't all there when it got no hair!
They're smooth as a pear!
Looks like someone used Nair!
Are they debonair?
Au contraire, mon frere!

OK, I'll stop misquoting George Carlin now...