Damn You, KFC!!!

Why Now? WHY NOWWWWWWW????

You know, it figures that once I'm months into my perma-diet, KFC would release the long-rumored breadless sandwich...

Yep, you heard right. No bread, no bun, no tortilla wrap. Just two slabs of delicious Original Recipe fried chicken breast filets, filled with bacon, sauce, and two kinds of cheese. Head to a KFC on April 12, and it can be yours!

How many heads of cabbage would I have to gnaw through to offset this gut-bomb?

Too damn many...