Chicken With A Side Of Penis
A Tale Of Two Appetites
I'll say this... Working for The Man is rarely dull!
A bit of a hoo-rah at one of the outlying facilities. I doubt it'll make headlines, but as the story was related to me, a bucket of fried chicken led to some exposed schlong & a fistfight in the lunchroom.
We've got a local chain of fried chicken purveyors known as Frenchy's. It's OK, I suppose, better than Popeye's, but I don't think that it's any better than Church's or KFC.
OK, it goes something like this:
Guy #1 walks in with a bucket of chicken. He shares chicken with Guy #2, Guy #3, and Guy #4, who have contributed towards the bucket of said chicken.
Guy #5 sits down, looks at his forlorn PB & J sammich, and covets that hot, steaming fried chicken. Guy #5 makes a remark along the lines of "Damn, I'd suck a dick for a piece of that chicken."
Guy #3 reaches in the bucket, grabs a leg and tosses it to Guy #5. Guy #5 eats piece of fried chicken, and slurps the meat off the bone.
Guy #3 stands up, says "Pay up, bitch! Slurp this bone!!" and unleashes by what most accounts was a prize-winning schlong. Guy #3 waves aforementioned schlong in Guy #5's face, and seemed to honestly expect Guy #5 to perform fellatio in the lunchroom.
Guy #5 tries to punch Guy #3 in the groinal-crotchable area, but misses. Guy #3, in fine cockfighting form, aims a thrust with his waggling genitalia to taunt Guy #5.
Guy #5 leaps backward to avoid contact with the rampant pantaloon python. He backs into the lunchroom table, upending it and the bucket of chicken.
This enrages Guy #1, Guy #2, & Guy #4, who blame Guy #2 and Guy #5 equally, and a donnybrook ensues.
In the end, no dicks were sucked, most of the chicken was wasted, and all 5 will most likely get a 2 week suspension.
El Capitan will most likely be spending the next month touring remote facilities reminding The Man's peons to keep their tallywhackers under wraps while on the job...
I'll say this... Working for The Man is rarely dull!
A bit of a hoo-rah at one of the outlying facilities. I doubt it'll make headlines, but as the story was related to me, a bucket of fried chicken led to some exposed schlong & a fistfight in the lunchroom.
We've got a local chain of fried chicken purveyors known as Frenchy's. It's OK, I suppose, better than Popeye's, but I don't think that it's any better than Church's or KFC.
OK, it goes something like this:
Guy #1 walks in with a bucket of chicken. He shares chicken with Guy #2, Guy #3, and Guy #4, who have contributed towards the bucket of said chicken.
Guy #5 sits down, looks at his forlorn PB & J sammich, and covets that hot, steaming fried chicken. Guy #5 makes a remark along the lines of "Damn, I'd suck a dick for a piece of that chicken."
Guy #3 reaches in the bucket, grabs a leg and tosses it to Guy #5. Guy #5 eats piece of fried chicken, and slurps the meat off the bone.
Guy #3 stands up, says "Pay up, bitch! Slurp this bone!!" and unleashes by what most accounts was a prize-winning schlong. Guy #3 waves aforementioned schlong in Guy #5's face, and seemed to honestly expect Guy #5 to perform fellatio in the lunchroom.
Guy #5 tries to punch Guy #3 in the groinal-crotchable area, but misses. Guy #3, in fine cockfighting form, aims a thrust with his waggling genitalia to taunt Guy #5.
Guy #5 leaps backward to avoid contact with the rampant pantaloon python. He backs into the lunchroom table, upending it and the bucket of chicken.
This enrages Guy #1, Guy #2, & Guy #4, who blame Guy #2 and Guy #5 equally, and a donnybrook ensues.
In the end, no dicks were sucked, most of the chicken was wasted, and all 5 will most likely get a 2 week suspension.
El Capitan will most likely be spending the next month touring remote facilities reminding The Man's peons to keep their tallywhackers under wraps while on the job...
posted by El Capitan | 7:29 PM
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