Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

My fave mid-price steakhouse, Texas Land & Cattle, just sent me a coupon via the Sunday paper. It's for all-you-can-eat smoked sirloin, my favorite item on their menu.

Heh. Silly rabbits!

Either they will toss me out bodily (and it will take a mess of 'em for that), or I will bankrupt them, or at least blow their profit margin for that day. Well, that or I'll suffer a simultaneous gastric rupture, massive coronary, and crippling stroke.

It will be worth it!

You day traders out there... I recommend going long on short-term beef futures.