A Public Service Announcement

Just Don't Do It... For The Children's Sake!

OK, no matter how much you love black liquorice, do NOT consume an entire 8 oz. bag of Twizzlers over the course of a single day. The results are bad, so bad that I won't go into them in all the hideous detail, except to say that the effects are quite similar to what happens to an extremely lactose-intolerant person an hour after they chug a gallon of milk.

Not that I know anything about this, mind you, I'm just repeating what I heard in the elevator.

Yup, that's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.