Where Can I Get One???

Of Course, I'd Probably Go Broke Feeding The Animal...

This is El Guapo! (OK, just Guapo, really. However, after seeing '¡Three Amigos!', the name "El Guapo" is permanently embedded in my psyche!)



He's a six week old jaguar cub at the Fort Worth Zoo, and I'm now going to have to make a trip up there as soon as he's old enough to go on display!

Boy, having a jaguar hanging around the casa would be great! No more stray dogs, annoying squirrels, or possibly even small children!

Heck, if the neighbors can have a goat and a duck, I oughta be able to have a jaguar!