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Saturday, November 05, 2005

The Science Of Cow Tipping

I Recommend Tipping Only 10%, They Never Refill My Drink

Science has spoken, and all your buddies that said they tipped over a cow by themselves are completely full of $h1t. According to researchers at the University of British Columbia, it would usually take 4 1/2 people acting in concert to provide the necessary force to tip a cow. While it is possible for two people to do it, the cow would pretty much have to be paralytic.

Read it for yourself, tipsters.