Damn, Y'all Are Touchy!

Buncha Pantywaists and Thumbsuckers!

Jeez... One little episode of Crapblogging, and y'all stay away in droves.

No shit, there was about a 30% drop in daily visits following the episode of the Phantom Shitter. Might be a fluke, but I've had people contract a case of the vapors before over stuff I've written.

Well, I can't let the die-hard regulars go unrewarded. As a token of my esteem, here's a custom-excreted message for you, lovingly rendered in rubber dogshit.

Enjoy!