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Sunday, November 05, 2006

Evil Liquor Recipes

At Least I Didn't Try To Make A Mojito

Damn, I wanted a gin & tonic tonight.

No tonic water or limes, but what the hell. Where there's a will, there's a way, right?

OK, if you get the urge to have a G&T, here's what *NOT* to do...

First, don't put crushed ice in a coffee mug.

Second, don't use RealLime and Sweet & Low & tap water.

Third, if you can't find your Bombay Sapphire or even your emergency backup bottle of Gordon's gin, DON'T use the Plymouth gin. It's much too ginny to stand behind fake sweetener and fake citrus.

Finally, don't drink the silly thing. Just pour it down the drain.

Egads, I feel like The Dude in 'The Big Lebowski', making White Russians using powdered non-dairy creamer. Ick.