Want Any Crossbred Puppies?

They Make The Perfect Xmas Gift!!

Well, the neighborhood horn-dog slipped his leash and managed to impregnate one of the local females.

I can't say exactly what type of bird dog will result from the pairing, but I'll bet they're some fast-swimming sumbitches. Also, don't be surprised if you catch the pups with their head ducked down inside the water bowl, and their butts pointed up in the air.

Email to reserve your pup. 1st responder gets pick of the litter, assuming none of the eggs crack.

Best to keep 'em inside, though. Otherwise they'll probably head south around next October, and you won't see your dog again until April or May...