You Think I'm Kidding, Don't You?

O Ye Of Little Faith...

I hear your chuckles of disbelief... "Surely El Cap won't actually post testicle pictures, will he?"

Yes, he will. Just gotta work out the right lighting scheme. Positioning them on the bathroom counter and snapping photos from above and reversed in the mirror just didn't have the artistic effect I was looking for.

Maybe an outdoor shoot is needed, with some oblique angle shots, a few ferns & mossy brick walls in the background. Hope my neighbor, who actually owns the ferns & mossy brick walls doesn't get too upset...