I'm Losing My Marbles...

Senile Dementia Comes Early!

WTF is wrong with me?

I just sat down at the computer desk, swiveled around to address the cat seated behind me, and said:

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called...LIFE!"

At that point I realized I'd just quoted a Prince song of my own free will, and had to go find the bourbon bottle.

Christ, I haven't listened to a Prince song in ten years...

You can listen to it here, but I can't really recommend it.