Random Gossip

Weirdness Follows A Holiday Like Night Follows Day

Overheard in the breakroom:

"We went to Roscoe's for chicken and waffles! It was SOOOO good!"

"You can get chicken and waffles here."

"Not like in L.A.! Their waffles are better."

"A waffle's a waffle!"

"No! California has better-tasting waffles!"

"Why??"

"I dunno... I think they use gay wheat."