Midnight Movies

"Hey! Where All De White Wimmen At?"

Howdy, all you rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers and Methodists!

Instead of spending your Saturday night sitting at home, join me and the Cisco Kid at the River Oaks Theater for a midnight showing of 'Blazing Saddles'!

See you there!