The National Nightmare Begins

The Horror... The Horror...

No, not Obamacare, though that's a close second.

The terrifying event on our horizon?

Rosie O'Donnell is trying to return to television!!

Daytime TV is about to get Rosier: Rosie O'Donnell is planning to develop a new talk show, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

O'Donnell is targeting fall 2011 for the debut of her new vehicle -- around the same time that Oprah Winfrey will take her final bow on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

The comedian, 48, is no stranger to the daytime airwaves. The talk show vet hosted the Emmy-winning "Rosie O'Donnell Show" for six years before her gig on "The View."

They posted a picture of the nasty harridan. Anyone ever see 'Jaws'?


"And, you know, the thing about a Rosie... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living.."

Or something like that, anyway...