NOT Safe For Work!
And Kinda Disgusting & Misogynistic, Too...
I'm getting some ice out of the breakroom freezer, and I catch sight of a co-worker's choice of lunches. It's a Healthy Choice Café Steamer.
Look, kiddos, a steamer is usually one of three things, a clam, a turd, or a bamboo cooking utensil. Not a name for a frozen dinner!
There's a sexual perversion known as a 'Cleveland Steamer', which, being the gentle soul that I am, was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw the frozen entrée.
The image below is the result of an unfettered perverse imagination...
(Click To Embiggificate)
(Not that you'd want to...)
I'm getting some ice out of the breakroom freezer, and I catch sight of a co-worker's choice of lunches. It's a Healthy Choice Café Steamer.
Look, kiddos, a steamer is usually one of three things, a clam, a turd, or a bamboo cooking utensil. Not a name for a frozen dinner!
There's a sexual perversion known as a 'Cleveland Steamer', which, being the gentle soul that I am, was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw the frozen entrée.
The image below is the result of an unfettered perverse imagination...
(Click To Embiggificate)
(Not that you'd want to...)
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