Baboon Pirates

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Friday, March 05, 2010

NOT Safe For Work!

And Kinda Disgusting & Misogynistic, Too...

I'm getting some ice out of the breakroom freezer, and I catch sight of a co-worker's choice of lunches. It's a Healthy Choice Café Steamer.

Look, kiddos, a steamer is usually one of three things, a clam, a turd, or a bamboo cooking utensil. Not a name for a frozen dinner!

There's a sexual perversion known as a 'Cleveland Steamer', which, being the gentle soul that I am, was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw the frozen entrée.

The image below is the result of an unfettered perverse imagination...

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(Not that you'd want to...)