Tools For Grooming

Better This Than A Weed-Whacker!

OK, you've been given your marching orders...

Your significant other has determined that "going south" should no longer require plowing through thick shrubbery in order to reach El Dorado.

OTOH, you're new to the concept of "Manscaping". How to proceed? What tools are available?

I'm here to help... It's possible to accomplish this task in a suitably manly fashion, and not receive the dreaded label of 'Metrosexual'.

First, acquire one of these:



Next, a good supply of styptic pencils and Bactine...