Ewww... I Feel Slimy!

The Things I Do For Amusement...

Well, I just leaked my first story to the press. It didn't involve my employer, except in the most tangential way possible.

Long Story Short: The underdog was taking it up the wazoo, and the Powers-That-Be were too involved in the warm afterglow of their collective ass-kissing marathon to set things right.

It had to be done, but I still feel like I've rolled in fresh dogshit...