Attack Of The Chryslerati

Merda Cassa Italiana Falsa!!

I get home last night, and there's a Maserati parked next door.

I was about to get nine kinds of pissed off... The neighbors already park wherever they feel like, out in the middle of the cul de sac on the grass, in the middle of the road, completely blocking it, on the yard, etc.

It's aggravating enough to deal with the fleet of junkers parked everywhere, but having a Maserati in on the action? Grrrr...

Turns out the car was an inheritance from a dead relative. It's been parked in a garage for 10 years or thereabouts. And it's not really a Maserati. Not entirely.

It's a Chrysler TC. Body by Maserati, but the guts are all Chrysler K car.

So, it looks nice, but it'll be blowing smoke before too long...