Attack Of The Snot Monster

Moan. Whine. Gripe. *Blows Nose Again*...

With a fine dusting of yellow pollen coating the ground, (tree bukkake, you might say) it's no surprise that I'm currently leaking mucus from every facial orifice. My eardrums have dammed up two of the available orifi, leaving the world oddly muffled, at least until the goo drains down my Eustachian tubes.

I've no doubt this will morph into some nasty infection that will travel up and down my windpipe for a month or two.

Feh. I am not happy. Still, work beckons, and at the office there's a huge supply of taxpayer-funded bumwad for noseblowing...