Finally!

At last we get a holiday just for men. No, Father's Day doesn't count. Not all men have spawned just yet! Labor Day invariably involves actual labor, namely yard work or garage cleaning, and St. Paddy's Day just involves drinking beer and making an ass out of yourself. I do that most days anyway.

I just wish I'd heard of this holiday earlier...


Here's a quote from the website:

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

Hell, I'd settle for Chili Dog & BJ day...


Via Denita's blog!