Going All Partisan On You

OK, I said I wouldn't turn into an issues screamer, and I'm not. Still, there's a short message that needs to be sent out.

One of my favorite people in the entire world (that I haven't actually met in person), Mr. Penn Jillette, is lending me a hand in sending a short message to the following individuals:

ANWR anti-drilling whiners

People who think Whacko Jacko is innocent

Gun Fearing Wussies {Thanks for the great phrase, Kim du Toit!}

PETA-rds

Michael Moore

Flat-Earthers

Vegans

That noisy kid next door

People claiming that proper discipline hurts children

Tax & Spend politicians (That's you too, Republicans)

Anyone at a "Poetry Slam"

CAIR and associated Islamic terrorism apologists

Barbra Streisand

Mariah Carey

Michael Savage

George Soros & the MoveOn fun bunch

Nancy Pelosi

Anti-Semitic "intellectuals"

Any J-school grad currently working in MSM

The "Bush Lied, People Died" crowd

Andy Rooney

The "Rev." Fred Phelps

Dr. Laura

Rick Santorum

OK, got that list in mind? You sure? Go back and read it again, just to make sure. After all, you might be on it!

Here's your special message! Practice your lipreading until you get it right!



That is all!