Baboon Pirates

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Monday, April 25, 2005

Going All Partisan On You

OK, I said I wouldn't turn into an issues screamer, and I'm not. Still, there's a short message that needs to be sent out.

One of my favorite people in the entire world (that I haven't actually met in person), Mr. Penn Jillette, is lending me a hand in sending a short message to the following individuals:

  • ANWR anti-drilling whiners

  • People who think Whacko Jacko is innocent

  • Gun Fearing Wussies {Thanks for the great phrase, Kim du Toit!}

  • PETA-rds

  • Michael Moore

  • Flat-Earthers

  • Vegans

  • That noisy kid next door

  • People claiming that proper discipline hurts children

  • Tax & Spend politicians (That's you too, Republicans)

  • Anyone at a "Poetry Slam"

  • CAIR and associated Islamic terrorism apologists

  • Barbra Streisand

  • Mariah Carey

  • Michael Savage

  • George Soros & the MoveOn fun bunch

  • Nancy Pelosi

  • Anti-Semitic "intellectuals"

  • Any J-school grad currently working in MSM

  • The "Bush Lied, People Died" crowd

  • Andy Rooney

  • The "Rev." Fred Phelps

  • Dr. Laura

  • Rick Santorum

  • OK, got that list in mind? You sure? Go back and read it again, just to make sure. After all, you might be on it!

    Here's your special message! Practice your lipreading until you get it right!

    That is all!