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Thursday, April 21, 2005


My Life Is Over!

Hot dogs may raise risk of pancreatic cancer

Oh, my Ghod.... My life is over! My beloved tube steaks and red meats are gonna cause my pancreas to explode!

The horror... the horror...

But wait! What's this? I'M SAVED!!!!!

Chili, broccoli help prevent cancer, studies show

Looks like the chili on my chilidogs will cancel out the ill effects of the hot dog. Hell, I like broccoli, too! Mmmmm... chilidogs with cheesy broccoli chasers!

I'm gonna live forever! At least until my aorta ruptures...